Girls That Broke My Heart
I thought I would add more to this week for the Ladies by talking about the girls that broke my heart.
Jennifer S.: Never told me she thought of me as her boyfriend until after she started going with my best friend.
Kim D.:Broke Up with me because I didn't kiss her when I had the chance.
Melissa?: Met her in Arizona. She called me Benjerman and we hung out at the roller rink. She wanted me to be her boyfriend. After that I never saw her again.
April: We talked for two hours on a CB. She wanted me to send her a picture. So I did. I never heard from her again either.
Then there were the girls that I broke up with in high school.
Jill: Went with her for awhile. She was a very Christian girl and one of the best people I had ever met. Unfortunately, I didn't ever find her attractive and ended up telling her that. Changing her life forever.
Karla: She was too clueless for her own good.
Kim D. Remember her from up in the other list? A few years later we met again. She told me after two weeks of going out that she loved me and that was too much for me to handle.
Melissa: I had to break up with her because I kissed another girl while we were going out. I was a cheater.
Now, why did I put all this out here? Obviously not to brag. Just look at how short my lists are! I did it because every relationship I have had with the opposite sex has influenced my opinion about women. In July I will have been married to my wife for 10 years. Not bad when compared to the divorce rate. All of the relationships before helped prepare me for the biggest one of all.
Jennifer S.: Never told me she thought of me as her boyfriend until after she started going with my best friend.
Kim D.:Broke Up with me because I didn't kiss her when I had the chance.
Melissa?: Met her in Arizona. She called me Benjerman and we hung out at the roller rink. She wanted me to be her boyfriend. After that I never saw her again.
April: We talked for two hours on a CB. She wanted me to send her a picture. So I did. I never heard from her again either.
Then there were the girls that I broke up with in high school.
Jill: Went with her for awhile. She was a very Christian girl and one of the best people I had ever met. Unfortunately, I didn't ever find her attractive and ended up telling her that. Changing her life forever.
Karla: She was too clueless for her own good.
Kim D. Remember her from up in the other list? A few years later we met again. She told me after two weeks of going out that she loved me and that was too much for me to handle.
Melissa: I had to break up with her because I kissed another girl while we were going out. I was a cheater.
Now, why did I put all this out here? Obviously not to brag. Just look at how short my lists are! I did it because every relationship I have had with the opposite sex has influenced my opinion about women. In July I will have been married to my wife for 10 years. Not bad when compared to the divorce rate. All of the relationships before helped prepare me for the biggest one of all.
posted by Ben at 8:43 PM
3 Comments:
Did Misty read this one and what was her comment.
Yes I finally read it. Those girls just luck out didn't they.
Wow Ben, I'll never look at you the same again...you're a regular alley cat...
ha ha
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